Monday, June 13, 2005

Assassinate Jacko

First OJ, then Robert Blake, now freakshow Jackson. It's amazing what billion dollar lawyers can do. Would somebody just shoot Jacko and put him out of his misery. His music career was done 10 years ago. He has managed to make Skeletor look good. Now he is getting away with ruining innocent children's lives. Abso-freakin'-lutely amazing. Society just took one step closer to hell.

On another twisted note... I was flipping through the stations this weekend and stumbled on a "news" show. The were covering some chicks $250 MILLION sweet 16 birthday. W-H-A-T T-H-E F-U-C-K!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!???????

A QUARTER OF A BILLION DOLLARS...for someone's birthday. WOW. I find stuff like that soo astounding that I almost quit thinking of L's sweet booty for a couple of seconds. ...almost.

Things like that make me wish that there entire family was kidnapped and dropped into the HOTTEST most AIDS infested spot on the planet. They would all be forced to eat what the natives have...next to nothing.

Those selfish pieces of garbage need to learn what $250,000,000 can be used for.

I hope that there is a hell because that whole family needs a non stop ticket.

UGH. If I didn't rant about those two I was going to EXPLODE.

2 Comments:

Blogger BobbleheadHillbilly said...

Well you know how those isanely rich kids are. They probly blew half of it on cocaine and heroin. Then finished off the weekend in rehab. Fuck I hate rich kid junkies. Can't even grind them up to make burgers. No meat, all bones. It would be like gettin' a burger from McDonald's.

4:54 AM  
Blogger BP said...

Actually, just make them work at McDonald's for a year and live off of it. That might give them a little taste of reality.

7:14 PM  

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