Sunday, March 09, 2014

Oil and Water

So there's this girl at work.  She's always in the back of my mind.  Cute, tall, probably 5'10", long light brown hair, and this ghetto booty.  It's borderline too much a train wreck that I can't stop checking out.  In a good way that is.  She's been wearing these dark gray pants lately that make it look magnificent.  Anyway...

She normally dresses modestly at the office. Every once in a while, she will throw on heels and a shirt that will show off her magnificent breasts.  The last time that she did this, I was stunned.  She came down to ask me something and caught me off guard.  She was wearing 3 or 4" heels, pants that showed off her curves, and this beige fluffy shirt that had a band that ran under her breasts, framing them perfectly.  I was with another senior co-worker at the time.  My mind went blank.  All that I could manage to come up with for a compliment at the time was, "You're tall."  She laughed and smiled but I've been kicking myself ever since.

Now here's the weird thing...I've never had this happen before.  A few months ago, at home, I was just doing whatever and I thought of her.  I can't remember if I said it out loud or if I just said it to myself, but I said, "I like M...."  A three word statement.  This amazing euphoric wave washed over my mind.  I've never felt anything like it before.  It was absolutely incredible.  It was like figuring out a problem that's plagued you forever.  I've never done drugs in my life but I'm guessing it'd be the same as experiencing something for the first time.

When we first started working together, she'd always come down for her morning coffee and stop by my office, and we'd have a good time talking about whatever.  BUT she was practically married at the time so I didn't flirt at all.  Then she got laid off....

Now here's what slays me.  She's this independent farm girl.  She is incredibly driven to do things herself.  She's not afraid to fix stuff herself which to me is soo f'ing HOT.  Also, she grew up on her family's farm.  Which the though of her as a college girl...perfectly toned, sweaty, tossing hay bales in a t-shirt and tight jeans...what an incredible mental image.

BUT and this is a big BUT for me... she's a liberal.  It just kills me.  Everything about her...she should be Conservative.  But she went to college and got indoctrinated.  I KNOW that she's just confused and can be pulled from the dark side.  ...argh...

Also, in the same vein, she does east-side liberal things like eating weird food.  The thing is that she was brought up on a farm eating beef and wholesome foods.  I can see that it's affecting her physically.  She even told me that she has an iron deficiency.  And you can really see it at times.  She looks incredibly tired with dark circles under her eyes.  I've questioned her on her food choices and she gets defensive.

Oh yeah...she got re-hired.  And she dumped the douchebag that she was with after she found him cheating on her. Sooo...

I've scared her off.  While she was laid off, one of the other women in the office got divorced.  She's a conservative and loves music so we always have alot to talk about.  She took M's place as my morning female friend to chat with. So when she started working again, I'd see her walk by my office, see me talking to this other woman, and keep going.  Now she doesn't stop by at all in the morning.

I also worry that I'm just being delusional about all of this and she has no interest in me.

More about this some other time.

Leggings = Tube Top

Leggings are to ass men as tube tops are to breast men.

Ladies, if you wear leggings and a thong out in public, I'm going to look.  If you have a great ass, I'm going to take a double, triple, and quadruple take.  I mean to an ass man leggings and a thong are the equivalent of crack cocaine.  I was walking out of the hardware store the other day, I'm futzing with my bag of whatchamadoodles and I look up to see one of the most epic asses that I've seen in a loong long time.  Perfect, round, and with this incredible independent cheek jiggle.  I was mesmerized.  I think I may have even let out an audible whimper.  I turned to head towards my car and for the next half hour all that I could say to my self was OH MY GOD!  OH MY GOD!  OH MY GOD!
I've also gotta say...  Parents, unless you want guys staring at your daughter's ass, don't let her wear leggings and a thong!!!  Now I'm no pedophile pervert piece of human waste...  I think that a little girl wearing leggings is wrong.

I used to think that a tight t-shirt with no bra, or a sexy bra that you can just barely see, and a tight pair of blue jeans was the hottest thing that a cute girl could wear.  Leggings take that combo to 11.

I need a girlfriend.

Saturday, March 08, 2014

The Boogie Monster

By Gnarles Barkley.

Last song before going to sleep.  LOL! song was Megadeth A Tout Le Monde...all time favorite.

A tout le monde (To all the world)
A tout mes amis (To all my friends)
Je vous aime (I love you)
Je dois partir (I have to leave)

This is the last one.  I swear.

I'm an idiot zombie

I'm soooooo f'ing tired.  I haven't gotten a good night's sleep in at least a week.  I was about ready to shut off my computer and go to sleep.  So what do I do?  Strap on my Sennheisers and proceed to listen to tunes.  Just one or two.  It'll only be a few more minutes.  That was 5 hours ago. What to do while I'm in uncompressed tube amplified aural bliss?  Make up a list of my favorite hotties on TV and film.  F me.  OK, so here's the stupid list...

Jill Wagner - blue eyed brunette goddess
SE Cupp - gorgeous and a Conservative
Evangeline Lilly - nuclear hot
Jessica Beil - lava hot
Kate Beckinsale - melt your face hot
Rhona Mitra - sassier version of Kate Beckinsale
Mary Katharine Ham - sexiest lips on TV and Conservative
Laura Prepon - I like a girl with some meat on her bones

So yeah, you can see a trend, light colored eyes and long dark hair.  Freckles are a plus.  I did notice that they are all within 2 years of age from myself so that makes me feel less old.

I need a girlfriend.

Thursday, October 03, 2013

Concrete Shake

No, not what happens when a West Allis chick walks down the road...  :D

How soon will it be until Culvers doesn't have a flavor of the day and has every flavor every day?  You can go to Culvers and get a concrete shake with anything that you want instantly making your own flavor of the day.  It's not quite perfect though...too thin.  It's a shake.  I guess it'd be the same thing as that cold stone creamery place.  But still.

How long is it going to take the automotive manufacturers to make a hybrid pickup?  "HYBRID PICKUP?!?", you may say but hear me out....  What do most contractors, people that go camping, and people that don't have a generator want?  A generator.  LOL!  What is a hybrid car other than a 100kW generator woth a 10kW battery pack.  Heck it would even do 120/240V and even 3 phase without to much effort.  What is perfect about a passenger car?  It is almost silent and has a huge portable gasoline reservoir.  With cylinder deactivation, you could make it almost run forever.  Heck, it doesn't even need to be a pickup.  If I could use my Fusion Energie to backfeed my house in a blackout???  Heck yeah!!!

I almost bought a GNC car a couple weks ago.  Why?  $1.79 a gallon AND FALLING!!!  And all of the natural gas is sourced in North America.  Middle East is on fire?  Who cares.  The awesome thing is that the Quick Trip stations in WI are adding natural gas pumps.  But I ended up finding out that the car that I was looking at had an illegal CNG conversion...Doh!  Then I started thinking about doing my own illegal conversion...LOL.  It's so dumb.  you can buy all of the parts that you need online for about $3-5k.  But if you go to a certified installer, the same thing costs $12k.  Argh.  Aggrivating.  I understand that dealing with 3600psi natural gas is a huge safety concern and mounting very heavy pressure vessels must be done with the utmost care...but it's all very dooable.  This is one of those times that I wish I was independently wealthy.  Then I could start up my own shop doing small fleet conversions for small businesses for half the cost of the other d-bags screwing people for double the cost.  BTW, it ws a 2007 Ford Focus.  That would have been nice.  But almost all of the "certified" CNG vehicles are commercial vehicles which means larve vans ans pickups.  I did look at a Chevy 3500 van but if it only get 15MPG on CNG, paying $1.79 a gallon is the same as a 30MPG car that costs $3.60 a gallon.

BTW, I find it funny that I post soo little that only a few post down from this was the last time that the government shut down.  I don;t know about you but I'm praying that the GOP has a strong enough spine to hold out until Barry snaps.  Get the 1 year delay for individuals on Obamacare so that people will wake up for the 2014 elections after realizing what a nightmare that it is.

BTW#2, a correction for one of my other posts.  Obamacare originally had a rule in it that spending over $600 on any one business would require you to fill out a 1099Q.  It wasn't just on precious metals.  Spend over $600 at the grocery store?  1099Q.  Spend over $600 in one year at you corner gas station.  1099Q.  Buy a used lawn tarctor off of a neighbor.  1099Q.  Thank God that got repealed.

Friday, July 23, 2010


Revisiting my DIY RGB laser post from a while ago...

I found out that a laser based projector that uses 80mW laser diodes, that it puts out 20 lumens. That is NOTHING! The backlight on my cell phone probably kicks out more than 20 lumens. But going with that math, a 2500 lumen projector would need a 10W laser. Woah. That's a shitload of power. Still the newest laser diodes are in the 3W range. Not too far off.

I want my laser projector! ;)


One other thing that is driving me insane right now... I have shit fucking everywhere in my apartment. Not garbage but stuff. Mostly all projects that need to be completed. I've got a car in the garage that is getting a new engine and getting sold. Tons of stuff that needs to get put on ebay. There is just sooooo much. i've definitely bit off more than I can chew right now. Everywhere that I look it's something... My digital camera needs a new photo flash cap. I want to build a funky TV for my bathroom based on a Sony Watchman side view CRT... so I've got 3 Watchmans collecting dust. I've got two massive CRT projects that I've needed to sell for a friend FOREVER. A new in box header for my project car that need to get sold. CRT's for my old CRT projector that need to get sold. And on and on and on and on....

My roomate hasn't told me to eat shit and die yet so that's good. He did say that I should make up a to do list. I did that once. I still have it....somewhere. I know what needs to get done. I JUST NEED TO DO IT! Also, actually writing up a to do list would probable take an entire legal pad. That'd probably get me even more depressed. BTW, I was really down the last couple of weeks... This car project has been driving me insane but I also met this redhead at the local Radio Shack. Not a knockout but cute. We instantly struck up a random conversation. Lots of smiles exchanged and a bit of electricity. What do I do? Make up every excuse that I can to go to that Radio Shack that I can. Everytime that she was there, big smile, happy to see me, starting talking about random stuff. I kept saying to myself,"ASK HER OUT YOU FUCKING MORON!!" But... I find out that she smokes. Fuck. I CAN'T STAND SMOKE. At all. I could never imagine kissing anyone that smokes. Even if it was frigging Jessica Beil. So I take off. I think about it, maybe she's kicking the habit...blah...blah...blah...whatever bullshit that you say to yourself to convince yourself that it's not as bad as you think. Anyway, I go back. I'm 98% sure she knows why I'm there. Within the first 30 seconds of taking to her something comes up about her keeping a roof over her kid's heads....


Smoking is one thing. An instant family is another. Both is a cluster fuck.

So yeah I was down for a while after hearing that. ...blah...

I've decided recently that I REALLY need to get off my ass and start working out. That way I'm not trolling the bottom of the barrel for whatever that I can find. I'm a procrastinator so I need a deadline to do something. If not, I put it off and work on something else. It's 14 weeks to my roomate's sister's wedding. I'd like to see if I can drop AT LEAST 15 lbs by then. I think that's a reasonable goal. My dad, the marathon runner, has said that you can comfortable drop 2lbs a week and keep it off. Any more than that and you're hurting yourself. Man if I could drop 25lbs by then, I'd be fucking floored. I'd actually weigh what it says on my drivers license for the first time in more than 10 years.

I don't even know what they will feel like. More energy? Better sleep? I might actually get some on a regular basis? That'd be a friggin miracle.

I've gotta stop eating fast food too. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't drink (alot). ;) But I do know that the drive through garbage that I eat on a daily basis is killing me. It's got to end.


Jeez haven't posted in forever... I guess that kind of the norm for me. I'm just not in front of my PC whenever I do feel like writing something. After work I just don't want to touch a PC.

BTW, life sucks when you have no money and no girl. There is currently no end in sight to the lack of cash flow either. I'm now making $20k less a year than I was two years ago. I can't buy shit. Can't go out. Can't buy music...WHICH IS KILLING ME!!! Can't mod my cars. I should say, I can't buy more parts to mod my cars. There's quite a few things that I've let pile up.

Completely different thought...

I was on a job site a few years ago and was trying to tune in a decent radio station. (I.E. not country.) Some random dude said, "Why don't you listen to talk radio?" I just laughed. Talk radio is for old people! ....flash forward to present day.... 98% of the time at work all that I listen to is talk radio. I am just amazed at all of the bullshit that is going on in your government. Both local and national. For instance, WI's governor wants to spend $800 million to build a train from Milwaukee to Madison. Nobody wants it, nobody will use it, it will need massive subsidies to keep running, etc. Meanwhile the roads/bridges are literally falling apart. They are putting EXTRA nets under one of our bridges because of all of the concrete that is falling off. HOW ABOUT WE NOT SPEND MONEY ON A USELESS TRAIN AND FIX OUR FUCKING ROADS THAT EVERYONE USES EVERY FUCKING DAY!?!?!?!?!?!?

But back to my switch... I think the reason why I needed music at work was for entertainment and enjoyment. My job was really fucking boring at times. I needed something to take my mind off of everything. An escape.

I think if I had listened to talk radio at my previous job, I would have killed someone. Or broke shit. The stuff that's going on is sooo fucking infuriating. Another example...

Did you know that written into the healthcare bill, there is a new law where if you buy more than $600 worth of precious metals that you have to report it to the govt with a 1099. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH HEALTHCARE?!?!? What else is in that 4,000 page monstrosity? Oh and the "financial reform" bill that was signed into law yesterday is 2,000+ pages long. WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THAT NIGHTMARE?!?! I can't wait until November.

BTW, I did complete a project that I've been screwing with forever. My entire CD collection has been re-ripped. Now I've got 120GB of lossless goodness on my iPod. It's pretty darn nice. Which brings me to another topic. Why is it that my 3 year old 160GB iPod classic the biggest iPod that CrApple makes? Even if I wanted to upgrade, I can't. There's nothing bigger. Hey Jobs, wake the fuck up! Music fans and audiophiles want a bigger player! My only resort is to sell my iPod and build another car computer. I'd probably make money in the process and have a 2TB hard drive in the process. LOL!

Sunday, February 07, 2010


WOOHOO the federal government is closed tomorrow! They can't work on pissing away more of our money tomorrow. Awesome.

BTW, Demotivators rule...

Saturday, February 06, 2010

Speaking of ads...

...I'm in love with the Mercury spokes babe.

Go Ford go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Suck it Government Motors.

BTW, I heard that the Gov't spent 2.5million dollars to run an ad for the census during the superbowl. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why does the census need to be advertised!?!? Just do it. (And don't count fucking illegals in the process.) Or here's a thought, anyone with a bullcrap SSN gets deported!

Da foosball

Blah, blah, blah, superbowl, blah blah blah. Let me check my meter...

Yep. Don't care.

Ever since the nipple-slip bullcrap, I could care even less. I might tune in to check out the commercials but other than that... meh.

Now if It were the Packers, I'd check it out. Or someone beating the Vikings/Bears. LOL! Bears getting to a superbowl. But yeah. Whop-de-doo.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010


I drove over to my parents on Sunday to unearth my other car. What a pain. 2 hours of snowblowing, shoveling and chiseling. The snow was ROCK hard. After a bit of rocking back and forth and burning up what clutch I don't have left...VICTORY!!! My Contour was mobile once again.

I had let her sit for a good two months before parking at my parents for another two months. I really wanted to drive around and get rid of that old gas. I park my sexy shiny 6 and drive off.

It's running as good as a car with 192k on it can. Actually really good. I get all the way back to my apartment complex. As I'm turning in I hit the brakes to slow down...huh kinda soft...that's weird. I should do a brake test and see what's up. I proceed to stomp on the brake pedal. Instead of coming to a screetching hault, my foot goes to the floor. OH CRAP! I pump them a few times. Nothing. It's Sunday night so nobody is around. I roll back to my apt using the E-brake. Yep, blew a brake line. So what do I do? Drive it back to my parents using only the E-brake. LOL!

That could have been really bad. I'm glad it blew in a good spot. I guess kickass braided stainless brake lines don't mean crap if you've got rusty steel lines feeding them. ...argh...

Oh well, I at least got some Stabil in the tank. Hopefully it'll be good 'til spring when I can fix everything. :(

Saturday, January 16, 2010


As a geek, I find this incredible...

7 Color Laser Using The White Fusion Kit

A multimode Argon Laser used to cost $10k and be the size of a kitchen table. Now you can hold a laser that can produce any color imaginable in the palm of your hand. I love technology.

Now some video projector manufacturer needs to get off their butt so that I can have my 1,000,000:1 contrast ratio laser projector. ;)

The last thing that I need is another project, but I'd love to build one of these and see if I can build my own scanning system. With an RGBHV feed, it wouldn't be that hard. Each laser would have it's own luminance information and the sync lines could be used to drive a stepper. I wonder if this could be hacked...

Liquid Light Show Polygon Scanner

BTW, if it spins at 8170rpm and had 5 mirrors, why does it have a scan rate of 817Hz? Wouldn't it be 40,850 Hz? In one revolution, it scans 5 times. ???? 40,850 is more than enough for 1080i, but not 720p.


8170rpm is pretty darn fast. I wonder if that is a typo.


Limiting yourself

I don't get iTunes. Or at least the people that go on there and only buy 1 track off of an album.

I guess that these are the same people that can listen to Kiss or Laser or The EDGE... or whatever local radio station that you have that plays the same Beyonce/Thrice/Ozzy song over and over and over and over...barf...

BTW, right now I'm listening to Creamy Radio play Small Penis Compensation Vehicle by The Born Again Floozies. LOL! God I love internet radio.

I just think that you are limiting yourself by only buying that one single that you like. Yeah, there are truly some one hit wonders out there...but they are few and far between.

I also guess that music just isn't that important to most people. It just there, and it's nice but nothing more. Just backround music.

I seriously think that I'd go crazy of become suicidal if I couldn't listen to music. New, different music.

I will admit that I haven't bought any music in almost 2 years. Al least not more and a CD or two here and there. My "CD's to Buy" list is now up around 60. I've gotten so spoiled by internet radio. I almost feel limited by just listening to my iPod.

...WOW, Creamy is now playing Whirlpool by Seal. Didn't think I liked any Seal songs. Not a bad...

Now that's what I mean! I've been soo turned off by local radio playing a shitty Seal song that I never bothered to see what else he has made. BTW, wasn't he going with Giselle? Lucky fuck.

I will also admit... I know why people only buy one track. It's too fucking expensive!!! $1 for one measly track. Go fuck yourselves. I should get an entire CD, not a compressed MP3s, including a hard copy with album art for $5. That includes EVERYTHING. Not just the ancient stuff collecting dust on the shelves.

WOW, sorry about the rambling nature of this post. Kind of just my thoughts at the time.

BTW, it really pisses me off that no local stores carry The Danddy Warhols. I forgot the awesomeness of Thirteen Tales from Urban Bohemia and The Dandy Warhols Come Down. I love the track "Not if you were the last junkie on earth." IT IS AWESOME. It has soo much energy and I love the rock organ. (I don't know if that's what it is officialy called, but that's what I call it. LOL!) Higher ground by Stevie Wonder is another example of a kickass song that you must turn up that also features a rock organ.

BTW, I friend told me about this...

Groove Shark

I need to play around with it some more.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Analyzation Boy

Drank a super huge Mountain Dew with dinner, so how about just one more post? No hot women in this one though....

I've always been the kind of guy who sits back and just people watches. Also, because of my previous 10 years of meeting hundreds of people, I can nail someone's personality in the first 30 seconds of meeting them.

I knew that my boss was going to be interesting. He is an extremely driven, energetic, and ADD riddled guy. The exact kind of personality that you want running a business. (I'm not kidding. It's a good thing.) He is very appreciative of good work but has no tolerance for crap.

The one thing that I find funny is how he deals with things not working right. Technology, phones, computers, etc.

"It's crap!" "It's garbage!!" "I'm gonna throw it away and buy and Apple!!!!"

The last quote was when his notebook was acting up. He replaced his phone with an iPhone recently and is in love with it. He just wants his laptop to work like his iPhone.

I was actually laughing this last time that he blew up. I'm 95% sure he didn't take it the wrong way. It's just hilarious how it's like a light switch. Either he is in love with something or he HATES IT.

It's all in the personality. Driven, ADD people are just that way.

I should stop here but this will just be a way too long post that no one finds interesting but me...

There is this other guy at work that everyone is scared of. He carries this pissed off demeanor all the time.

It's all a show.

I called him on it the first time that he tried pulling it on me. We've gotten along really well ever since. It's actually pretty darn funny seeing everyone one else in the office avoid him. LOL!

I guess you have to be there.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010


Hat Trick...Three in a row...

Here's some fun stuff. Have you heard how they want to put those scanners in all of the airports. check this out...

The top half of the image is what the TSA is showing as the output the the operator sees. If you do a simple inversion of the picture, you get what you see in the bottom half. Isn't technology great? Ummm Miss, we didn't notice any weapons, but isn't it time to get that landing strip touched up? Getting kinda rough down there.

COME ON!!!!!!!! Why spend tons of cash on the scanners? Just have people fucking strip! It's the same damn thing!!! And it's free!!!!!!!!!

BTW, I was talking to one of the engineers at work and the pics aren't an exaggeration. They use essentially a special type of radar that is tuned to the density of human flesh. That's why you see metallic/plastic objects as opaque and clothes as only a faint ghost. It's combined with body heat to get more detail.

Death Toll

Since it's been forever, why not a two-fer!

On a shitty note, we laid off more people on Monday. 4 people got completely canned and two others got reduced to part time. The last layoffs were at the end of August. I think it was 6 then.

10 people doesn't sound like much, but when you only have 40 to start with, it's alot.

I haven't been able to sleep the past two nights because I know that I'm next on the list. I absolutely love my job. I like 99% of the people that I work with. I just know that when the ax finally drops, it is going to suck HARD. I'm in the technology industry and there isn't shit out there for jobs.

I thought that this past round of layoffs wasn't going to happen for at least another 4-6 months. The scary thing is that the boss said that he wanted to do it at the end of October but couldn't stomach firing people before the holidays. That worries me even more because that means that we've been carrying dead weight for an extra 2-3 months.

I'm guessing that the next round will be... me (IT guy), 3 people that got hired a couple months before me, the part timers, and the smoking hottie mentioned below. MAYBE one of the project leaders. After that, the company is down to a skeleton crew.

It will fucking happen. The gov't is screwing shit up soo bad for architecture firms right now, I don't see business really picking up for at least 18 months or more. Banks aren't lending so nobody can build.

I'm guessing I've got 3-6 months. I can see paying off my my credit card in about 3 months, but not my car. Fuck. I'll get REALLY depressed if I have to sell my car. That was the best thing to happen to me...well since I got this great job.

I guess I had better start practicing...

Would you like fries with that?

Absolutely helpless

WOW, almost a whole year since my last post LOL! Too darn busy. Anywho...

This gets chalked up to I NEED A GIRLFRIEND yet again.

So at work today I'm helping out a coworker. She is very cute, newley married, and gives Pam Anderson a run for the money. I'm showing her how to use this piece of software. She's sitting down, I'm standing next to/over her. I was talking to her for a few minutes then. WOW>>>>

I mean I wasn't trying to sneak a peek or anything. I swear. Just all of a sudden I'm looking at some of the most perfect cleavage. I swear it was pure instinct/urge/whatever you want to friggin call it. Keep in mind that the view was 10x better than above. Tight low cut red shirt, perfect separation, perfect curves...

So then I'm freaked out. Holy crap! Did she notice? Did anyone else see me? ...sooo friggin amazing... I'm all flustered trying not to look anywhere near her amazing, incredibley perfect, mammoth mammories.

...What a problem to have at work. ;)

Monday, February 23, 2009

Pickle floss

OK, random thought. I bought some mint dental floss. I just opened it up today. Dill Pickles!!! The friggin floss smell like dill pickles. I'm guessing that they mixed up their Mint floss containers with their Dill Pickle containers. Both green text, easy mistake.

I swear. My fingers smell like I just grabbed a friggin pickle. Not good when you want minty freshness.


Wednesday, January 21, 2009

I really need a GF

OK so I'm doing a bunch of research at work today. I'm looking for a timeclock that can also control an electronic door latch. Anyway...

I'm browsing through all of these stupid catalogs. One that I'm looking through is a complete joke. Horribly translated Spanglish. Then I come across this picture...

Just some model showing off a card access time clock...but LOOK AT THAT BODY. WOW! Perfectly toned and fit. Awesome breasts with the bra strap kind of hanging down. And look at those legs and ass! Do you see any underwear under those almost translucent white pants? I don't. Maybe some fucking hot thong.

I know that I shouldn't get that worked up over some stupid photo in a dumb catalog...

I really need a cute girlfriend.

Monday, January 19, 2009

F*ck me boots

OK, I don't know what the hell that L's deal is but... I get into work this morning. I'm feeling like complete shit because I tweaked my back late last week. I'm working my way through days of emails and notes from everyone since I was out. I her a cute voice ask a question behind me, I turn around and there is L. Wearing a tight maroon top showing off her great tits, and tight black skirt showing off her unbelievable booty, and to top it all off FUCK ME BOOTS!!! If you don't know what fuck me boots are, here is an example...

I mean come on!!!! What the fuck!?! Does she really not realize how friggin hot that she is? Does she feel the need to torture me and every other guy in the building?!?

Her skirt and hair were HOTTER than the pic above. This was the hottest that I've ever seen her. Even at bars and parties. WTF?!?

I really wonder what my expression was when I looked at her. I seriously could barely think. It mush have been like a guy stuck in the desert for a week looking at a ice cold pitcher of water.

I tell ya, it's only a matter of time before I get caught checking her out.

Friday, December 05, 2008


I can't sleep and it's been a while, so why not another post...

With help from a friend, I got a job at the company that he works for. I've never been happier in my life. I actually enjoy going to work for the first time in 9 years. Most of the people there are my age and the boss is a good guy. There is one thing though...

I know it is only a matter of time before this gets me in trouble. There is a girl. I've talked about her many times in the past. I'll just call her L. She started working with my friend a few years ago. Shortly after starting there, she showed up at at one of the parties. (It is 20 and 30 somethings, someone is always having a party.) I was immediately blown away by her smile and her body, but then she started to talk. She talks geek. She is actually interested when talking about technology and computer stuff, and she knows what she is talking about.

She was always with some douchebag that treated her like garbage, and while we enjoyed talking, nothing really came of it. Fast forward a few years... She just got married. To a guy that she works with none the less. When I heard about who the guy was, I was stunned. I just don't get it. HIM!?! ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?!? Now we get to the torture part...

I am now forced to work with both of them. I still find L irresistible. This is going to sound cheesy but, there are times when she takes my breath away. I will come around a corner, she'll be right there, and just WOW. I'll stop by here cube to talk to her about something, and she'll start playing with her long brown hair. I can barley think when she does stuff like that let alone carry on a conversation.

I also find myself checking her out. Not intentionally at all. Besides her smile, her most striking feature is her ass. And the fact that in the past she has told me that she only wears thongs. She will wear these business pants that just showcase her perfect booty. It's like some spectacular disaster, I just can't help myself from looking. It is only a matter of time until someone in the office sees me checking her out. I just hope that the someone isn't her husband.

I can't go to her and say, "L could you please wear less attractive pants and granny panties and cut your sexy long brown hair?"

I even think that I may have stumbled onto a pic of her praying at night...


I hope this wasn't a mistake.

As of Tuesday, I'm now in more debt than I've ever been in my life. I just took out an auto loan for $10k. I also used up almost every penny that I had for the down payment, tax, title, etc. All of the experts are saying that the next twelve months are going to be unbelievably bad economically. I'm just praying that I don't loose my job.

I've never owned a new car in my life. That has been both a good and bad experience. The good being that I've learned how to replace almost everything by my self. The bad being that I haven't enjoyed my car(s) in 8 years. When you drive a busted up, rusted out car that is a color that you HATE and is beaten by almost everything on the road, it sucks. I'm sad to say but I've only been on a couple dates in those 8 years. Each time, I was horribly embarrassed by my car.

What does a girl think when you pull up in a shitbox? Also, what girl notices a guy driving a shitbox? None.

Ever since they first came out 5 years ago, I've dreamed of owning a sexy dark blue Mazda 6. I've been casually watching the classifieds to see if one showed up with all of the options that I wanted. I think in the back of my mind, I was limiting myself to finding the perfect one just so as not to really screw myself and put myself into even more debt while I still owed on my credit card. I've had my credit card paid off for a good 4 months now and I've stumbled onto what seems to be the deal of the century...

A dark blue 2006 3.0L V6 Mazda 6 with a body colored grille, black fabric interior, LED spoiler, and 5 spoke wheels. The real kicker is that it's being sold locally by someone only 10 miles from my apt and it only has 4,100 miles on it!!! It is practically brand spanking new. A '09 Mazda 6 would have cost me $29k. I'm getting one for half that. I just couldn't pass it up.

I can't believe that I'm thinking this... The winter in WI has started out with a bang. It's just the beginning of December and we have a good foot of snow on the ground and the temperatures have plummeted into the single digits. I'm actually thinking of parking a car that I've dreamed of owning for the past 5 years, for the entire winter. Am I nuts? I would hate myself if it got all f'd up this winter. Both with all of the dings/chips that come with salt/sand, but also the possibility of some idiot smashing into me on an icy day.

I guess that I've waited this long for my dream car, what's a few more months?

Now If i could just find my dream girl, it would make these cold/dark winter months less depressing. That search has been going on for a good 10 years....

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Yeah, I've got a computer.

It's getting to that point where some people may have one computer for quite some time. Instead of a Dell Optiplex 755 with 4Gb of RAM and blah...blah...blah.... It's going to be, yeah I've got a computer, right by the DVD player and the toaster.

The new hard drives are now 1.5TB. Next year's processors will have 8 cores, with multi threading, that essentially 16 processors running at 3-4GHz. RAM is also now getting very large and very cheap. You can get 2GB for $50. And that's the good stuff!!!

In two years, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to see computers with 5TB hard drives, 32GB of RAM, Intel Core 2 Octo processors with 16 virtual cores, GPUs (video cards for the un-initiated) integrated into the chipset that can compete with the cards out today, and optical storage hitting 200GB per disc.

Heck, if it weren't for Microsoft making completely bloated OS's, I could still be using my dual PII 400 with 768MB of ram for everyday tasks.

With USB 3.0 coming out at 800MB/s, the only things that you will buy for your computer will be everything that connects to it. Displays, storage devices, input devices, etc...

I just can't wait to see what I'll have in two years... 100TB of magnetic storage, 1TB of instant flash memory storage, 128GB of RAM, two 26" OLED displays that are 1/2" thick's gonna rock!!!!

Monday, August 18, 2008

Scooter Dweebs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I yell this out everytime I see one. You know they are the chubby middle aged yuppie fucks with too much money... So they bought a cute scooter! You know, to save the world. Heck they just spent $35k on their Preinus two years ago, why not spend $5k on something that you can only use 3 months out of the year.

What also kills me is these Scooter Dweebs riding on the very edge of the bicycle lane. You know because you can't fit an 18" wide scooter on a 3' wide bike lane... WTF? I just want to run these fucking idiots off the road.

I'm sure that these are the same people that give me dirty looks for having an old american car with no hub caps. Screw you! My car cost $800, weighs less than your Prenius, and it gets 35mpg. It looks better too. You can buy a whole lotta gas with $39,200.

I just can't stand all of these green hippie douchebags that want to tell me how to live my life.

Save the world. Drive a shitbox!

My next project car will be a turbocharged 383 Astro minivan that puts down 800HP....and gets about 12mpg. Suck it hippies. I'll make my own friggin gas. more rant down...4.375 million to go....