Monday, August 18, 2008

Scooter Dweebs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I yell this out everytime I see one. You know they are the chubby middle aged yuppie fucks with too much money... So they bought a cute scooter! You know, to save the world. Heck they just spent $35k on their Preinus two years ago, why not spend $5k on something that you can only use 3 months out of the year.

What also kills me is these Scooter Dweebs riding on the very edge of the bicycle lane. You know because you can't fit an 18" wide scooter on a 3' wide bike lane... WTF? I just want to run these fucking idiots off the road.

I'm sure that these are the same people that give me dirty looks for having an old american car with no hub caps. Screw you! My car cost $800, weighs less than your Prenius, and it gets 35mpg. It looks better too. You can buy a whole lotta gas with $39,200.

I just can't stand all of these green hippie douchebags that want to tell me how to live my life.

Save the world. Drive a shitbox!

My next project car will be a turbocharged 383 Astro minivan that puts down 800HP....and gets about 12mpg. Suck it hippies. I'll make my own friggin gas. more rant down...4.375 million to go....


Blogger Bite Me said...

I hear ya man, I got no use for hippies! Fucking scooters. 'Bout time you updated this thing too!

4:19 PM  

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