Thursday, December 28, 2006


It's times like this when I get a little laugh out of the fortune taped to my monitor...

I imagine a guy who's standing on the edge of a skyscraper, reaches in his pocket and pulls out a furtune cookie.
This week has been weird. Some good but mostly bad. I'm trying to fight off a sinus infection and I've been told by the car ins people that I have 'til the end of next week to pull anything I value off my wrecked car. Fortunately we're haveing a very mild winter in WI. It's gonna suck but not as bad as it could.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Former Life

What the fuck did I do in a former life to deserve this?

I mean first my apartment gets robbed in August and now my car is destroyed. I've put so much time and effort into that car to only have some toyota driving moron take it from me. My car is only worth something like $1200 according to KBB. That car was worth so much more to me than 1200 fucking dollars.

This combination of being pissed off, sad, and hopeless sure is intersting.

This totally screws up all of the plans that I had. I'm seriously thinking of selling it all.

BTW, I found out after the fact that when my management decided to close the office last friday, nobody gets paid. Management didn't tell us that 'til Monday when we were filling out our time sheets. In order to get paid, you either had to take a sick day or burn a vacation day. Guess what I didn't have either of?

I need a fucking drink.

Friday, December 01, 2006

Snow Day!!!!

Woohoo!!! No workie for me today! I may have called in sick before they told me but... WooHoo anyway!!!!!!!!!!!

Right now I'm watching the weather dweebs pre-empt shows to show me slow traffic. Absolutely breathtaking footage! I'm gooing to get all of the VCRs in my apartment recording every news channel. I mean it never snows in Wisconsin in December. Fucking retards.

You should have seen the weaher babe on Telemundo this morning. WOW!

If I'm gonna be forced to watch weather, I'll pick the brunette goddess with a massive rack. ...drool...

Look it's still snowing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I also don't get how 80% of WI population forgets to drive in snow EVERY YEAR! HOW?!?!?!? Are you that fucking stupid? Drive slow. Give yourself time. Completely clean off your windows before going anywhere and turn on your defrosters. Is it really that difficult?

And, yes, I do point and laugh at every SUV and truck that I see in the ditch. All the technology in the world can't fix a dumbass driver. Well except for a gun.